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Virus Attacking the Washington Redskin Camp

A new disease is attacking the Washington Redskins and gaining the attention of sports fans everywhere. Called Imoffendeditis  (pronounced – I am Offended ITIS), a human being becomes agitated or filled with offendedness from an imaginary sense of insensitivity on behalf of another who did not even know they should be offended. Victims of self-centered, egotistical, narcissistic personalities (Bob Costas) develop Imoofendeditis… Continue reading Virus Attacking the Washington Redskin Camp

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The Senior Sell-Off

Hollywood is set to buy fifteen hundred elderly individuals from the U. S. Government to be used in several upcoming ‘realer’ movies due out next winter. Realers are artistic films involving real stunts by real people. These highly dangerous cinematic acts are performed by expendable elderly persons obtained either through voluntary means or government donations. More often than not, their short performances… Continue reading The Senior Sell-Off